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Title: Battle
Can Can
Genre: Action / Sci-Fi
Credits: 1987 Nikkatsu Corporation, Kitty Media
Cover Description: Join our merry band of femme fatales
as they sacrifice their dignity to save the galaxy from unsavory
space pirates. Meet Sophia, Diane, Jill, Marina, Lily, and their
ever-faithful robot companion Harold, as they battle the bad guys,
rescue stolen treasure, and kick some alien butt! These most unlikely,
but sensuous heroines are...The Battle Can Can.
On their latest mission, they are out to retrieve a stolen artifact
known as the Cosmic Firefly, a gorgeous but fragile jewel worth
many billions, much more than what they make in a year! In order
to return it to the rightful owners they must subdue the most viscous
space pirates, have sex with aliens, and confront a traitor from
within.
Can they survive the humiliation? The tortue? The bad breath? Will
Harold ever get the wash done? Come watch our gals of glory go for
it, get it, and get down with the meanest bad boys this side of
the Milky Way!
HN Opinions
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skysenshi (07.07.2001)
This gave me a nightmare!
Battle Can Can reminds me of another Charlie's Angels knock-off,
Spy of Darkness,
except this one looks a bit older. The horrid experiences
of Battle Can Can's female leads were pretty much similar
to what happened to Spy of Darkness' action heroes. The difference
is that I can take watching tentacles in Spy of Darkness.
Tentacles can be disgusting, but bearable.
A guy with a head shaped like a penis—now that is something
that's hard for me to digest. When he made his revolting debut
in Battle Can Can, I had to blink and turn my head away as
I felt bile rise to my throat. Let's just say, it's one of
those bloody little sexual instances that one can't easily
forget. I also had to watch Disney's Atlantis the next
day just so I could erase that scene from my mind.
The plot? Well, if you're looking for something intelligent
and coherent, you won't find it here. It's the usual hentai
fare, where you have supposedly strong females falling into
the hands of eternally lustful enemies. Never mind the Cosmic
Firefly. It has very little significance to the title. Yawn.
So what's new?
The art needs a lot of work. Battle Can Can looks too much
like a cheap 70s flick. Bad art, bad animation, bad story.
Heck the hentai scenes aren't even satisfying! Who the heck
invests in these things?
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| Art/Animation: 5
Story/Plot: 4 Characters: 3 Sounds: 5 Ecchi
Level: 8 |
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