Too bad the lowest possible grade is 1 paw...
Words escape me in my attempt to describe the rage, annoyance,
boredom and headache I suffered from this trash. Imagine this:
You sit there for gawd knows how long and you wait for something
to happen. And wait. And wait. And wait.
When you think you've waited long enough, you check your
player's timer and realize that you're more than halfway into
the title. My gawd! You ask yourself, "Will I ever see
anything besides the narrator's eyes?!" If that wasn't
bad enough, imagine yourself being subjected to looking at
the worst depiction of genitals ever!
I don't exactly know what kind of audience Co-Ed Affairs
is targetting, but it definitely isn't somebody who is not
buried six feet underground. Co-Ed Affairs is made up of stupid
dialogue and next-to-zero animation. I was staring at the
irritating faces of Moemi, Reina, and Mitsugu half the time.
What little acting they presented involved pissing in the
most inappropriate places. If you're looking for some serious
humping, you definitely won't find it here. I can summarize
my reaction in one sentence, though: I'd like to jump up and
down on the tape until it has turned to dust.
I wish I could give this a negative rating, but the lowest grade
possible is only 1 paw out of 10. Too bad. I had set the standard,
so of course I must follow through. No exceptions.